Tuesday, September 07, 2004

F You! (Like a Hurricane)

Some people don't hate the Yankees, which I find rather inexcusable unless a) they grew up somewhere near New York, b) they're Derek Jeter's cousin, c) they don't like baseball, or d) they're morons.

For instance, would any other professional sports franchise seek to get an automatic win because their scheduled opponent was trapped at home due to a hurricane? Hello? Any takers? It's a natural disaster. People got injured! Mobile homes got destroyed! My Grandparents' tree fell on their neighbor's house! And the Yankees brass goes on TV claiming that the Devil Rays decided UN PURPOSE to not make an earlier flight and leave their families back in Tampa to be all hurricaned and shit. Oh well, this is precisely why nice guys finish last. But hopefully the assholes will finish in second this year.

In a slightly related note, I feel absolutely terrible that every time the Red Sox beat the A's (or Patriots beat the Raiders for that matter), it's because of some sketchy call/non-call. Last night Manny Ramirez traps a Mark Kotsay fly ball and it's called an out. The A's flip out. Next inning Kotsay traps a fly ball (on an IDENTICAL play) and it's called a hit. Why can't we just beat them without all the drama? It's unsettling.

In an unrelated note, I just found out that the uber-annoying WNBA/John Jerry catchphrase jam of the summer, "Let's Get it Started" by the Black Eyed Peas appears on their album as "Let's Get Retarded." If I were a retarded fan of the WNBA and discovered this, I think I'd be really hurt. But now I just think it's really funny.


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The only good thing about the Yanks, is John Olerud. He's been my favorite player since the world series winning Jays.

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