Friday, August 20, 2004

Clemens probably still in Houston. Definitely still an Asshole.

Rumor has it that tipsy TV Boston sports anchor Bob Lobel said that the Sox and Astros were close to a deal that would send Clemens back to Boston. Emphasis on rumor. More emphasis on tipsy.

There really isn't much more excitement that could happen to the Sox season at this point, so why not bring back the most hated athlete in the city for an encore performance? Oh, because Clemens probably has no interest in pitching more than 20 feet from his double-wide mansion down in Texas.

But Clemens back in Boston? Adding fuel to the unforgettable fire that is the 2004 Red Sox? As John Kerry, Kirsten Dunst and Gomez would say..."Bring it on."


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